These days

Stacey London, eat your heart out.  I'm fat and pregnant and if I feel like making a fro-yo run in my free airline sweatpants, then by golly I'LL DO IT.  Actually, if that makes you want to run over here with your lovable friend Clinton and give me $5000 of fabulously fashionable clothes, fine by me.  (Katie Willis, if you're reading this, that was a joke.  Sign me up for that show and I'll cut you. <3)